I woke up with a viscous breakfast dagger and i had to bury it in her gash. Morning wood boner woodie hard on
by InconsideRich January 23, 2016

by marinaras September 10, 2016

Breakfast of Champions is the daily morning ritual of having a few smokes and a couple cups of coffee getting your am fix of nicotine and caffeine. Then take a massive dumps on the porcelain throne, take a quick shower and ready to face your day properly.
Need my Breakfast of Champions to wake up and get my bowels moving so I can get out the door to earn my bacon.
by EightBall July 30, 2018

Breakfast taco is the female equivalent of morning wood, a woman who is ready and desiring of sex first thing in the morning.
by ztiwokles November 2, 2009

Mulligan or Breakfast ball. This is the practice of getting a “free hit” or “free swing”, which is also referred to as a “breakfast ball” when used during early morning rounds. It is against the rules and draws a penalty if used in competitive play.
by RicCage November 7, 2017

When you try to fart but a huge chunky watery shit explodes out instead coating the inside of your underwear.
by dalekman9999 July 7, 2018

The overwhelming hangxiety that one feels after a big night out, often while eating a sad regretful breakfast.
“Gosh Sheila. This is one hell of an anxiety breakfast. Last night was heavy”
“Not looking forward to our anxiety breakfast tomorrow”
“Seriously guys, I feel so anxiety breakfast”
“Not looking forward to our anxiety breakfast tomorrow”
“Seriously guys, I feel so anxiety breakfast”
by aliveandkickingOS August 12, 2021
