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breakfast dagger

I woke up with a viscous breakfast dagger and i had to bury it in her gash. Morning wood boner woodie hard on
by InconsideRich January 23, 2016
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shrek's breakfast

weed. kush. straight dank. Wiz Khalifa's best friend.
Ay bro you tryna get some shrek's breakfast?
by marinaras September 10, 2016
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Breakfast of Champions

Breakfast of Champions is the daily morning ritual of having a few smokes and a couple cups of coffee getting your am fix of nicotine and caffeine. Then take a massive dumps on the porcelain throne, take a quick shower and ready to face your day properly.
Need my Breakfast of Champions to wake up and get my bowels moving so I can get out the door to earn my bacon.
by EightBall July 30, 2018
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breakfast taco

Breakfast taco is the female equivalent of morning wood, a woman who is ready and desiring of sex first thing in the morning.
Jill's breakfast taco went great with Tom's morning wood.
by ztiwokles November 2, 2009
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breakfast ball

Mulligan or Breakfast ball. This is the practice of getting a “free hit” or “free swing”, which is also referred to as a “breakfast ball” when used during early morning rounds. It is against the rules and draws a penalty if used in competitive play.
“Hey Jimbo, the first ball you hit killed a small child, why don’t you take a breakfast ball “
by RicCage November 7, 2017
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Mexican Breakfast

When you try to fart but a huge chunky watery shit explodes out instead coating the inside of your underwear.
Hey guys did you see TJ just did a mexican breakfast on stream!
by dalekman9999 July 7, 2018
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Anxiety Breakfast

The overwhelming hangxiety that one feels after a big night out, often while eating a sad regretful breakfast.
“Gosh Sheila. This is one hell of an anxiety breakfast. Last night was heavy”

“Not looking forward to our anxiety breakfast tomorrow”

“Seriously guys, I feel so anxiety breakfast”
by aliveandkickingOS August 12, 2021
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