A man known for throwing the best ragers. A raging party from brans is something that brings all the boys, including Karl. Brans are also geniuses, they have a gpa of at least 4.75. Also brans love studying. But that studying never gets in the way of partying. Brans are beasts, get u a brans. They are also legends
Brans: what’s up man
Karl (through mask) : hey want to drink beer?
Brans: of course, I’m underage tho
Karl (still through mask): ok
Karl (through mask) : hey want to drink beer?
Brans: of course, I’m underage tho
Karl (still through mask): ok
by Jack Hacker November 22, 2020

Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters
by Mr mcgregor UFC July 9, 2022

when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.
from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
by myhandleismyhandleismyhandleis May 22, 2019

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023

A school in the middle of nowhere (llangollen) and parents think they’re sending their kids to a good school when actually it’s the skattiest and rummest of them all, you will see many girls walking round with barely a skirt. And the lads r just cunts.
by 123cookiecutter June 9, 2020

by Rebecca Sky June 23, 2019

by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov April 2, 2021
