by Sirencio April 16, 2012
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"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"
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When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.
I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.
by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010
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by HerroPplz January 16, 2015
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by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017
Get the Felony Boner mug.The erection that occurs following a phone ring, text alert, or email alert from a sex partner. This occurs since the penis has been conditioned to become hard when a call or text usually results in a sexual encounter.
As soon as my phone rings at 2:00am on a saturday night, I usually get a pavlovian boner, since I know that's a booty call.
by EduardoP January 13, 2010
Get the pavlovian boner mug.The erection that a person gets while watching Breaking Bad. It generally happens about mid episode and climaxes by the end. It affects men and women equally and cannot be stopped.
Dave: "Did you watch the new episode of Breaking Bad last night?!'
Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"
Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"
by Moshbearpig September 1, 2013
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