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kill boff marry

A game, popularized by the TV show "30 Rock," played by two or more people. Game participants trade off selecting three individuals (they may be living, dead, and/or fictional) for the other participants to either "Kill, Boff, or Marry." Each participant must then say whether or not they would kill, boff, or marry each of the selected individuals. Individuals to kill, boff, or marry are usually selected to fit the participants sexual orientation. The best game results are usually obtained when individuals who are unattractive, disliked by others, and/or old are selected to categorize.
Jim says to Jane, "Kill Boff Marry - George W. Bush, Dane Cook, and Quasimodo." Jane responds, "This is a tough one Jim, but I'd kill Dane Cook because he's an unfunny asshole, I'd boff Bush, but it would be spiteful in a hate-fuck sort of way, and I'd marry Quasimodo because overall he seems like a good guy."
by Samwar May 29, 2008
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lake bluff

Lake Bluff is a small suburban town near Chicago. One of its neighbors is Lake Forest. Both Lake Bluff and Lake Forest are known for their wealth; most of the people there are upper middle class or upper class. Lake Bluff students go to high school in Lake Forest.
Lake Bluff is a small, quiet, beautiful town right next to Lake Forest.
by ejlkafldkaj October 11, 2006
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Bluffering

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.
"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."
by cabbagepants December 16, 2007
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bluff canuck

Brad is from Canada and dont believe a word he says. He is bluff canuck.
by Wise Merican December 19, 2013
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boufin

They way something might smell, look or taste
"a pummled that wee dirty last night n her fanny was boufin!"
by Sean Smyth November 30, 2007
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Pine Bluff

A depreciated little ghetto in the ass crack of Arkansas
There's not shit to do in Pine Bluff.
by linzish October 19, 2008
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boffer

Boffer a type of weapon used in L.A.R.P.s and ren fighting. typicaly the are made from 1/2 or 3/4 pvc piping wrapped in pipe foam. they are then fitted with a tip of open cell foam of between 1 to 4 inches. then wrapped in duct tape or kite tape.
He hit me with a boffer sword.
by telos_ March 2, 2004
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