Has many meanings. Could mean "you're screwed," could mean "let's do it." Bork is the word that can replace any verb or even any exclamation and still make sense. Basically, pick the meaning you like and go with it. Or just use it without any meaning.
by Leleana March 10, 2006
The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.
"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"
by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010
by David Hasslehoff June 9, 2005
by clay May 31, 2003
The most amazing sexual experience you'll ever have in you life. Borking is a sexual experince that requires atleast ONE swede and is very common in the northern parts of europe.
by Sassmasterofsweden May 17, 2014
1.this is a man that hits on women, only to have it all go down the tubes. he looks suave, but can't cut it with the ladies.
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence
What a loser, he looks just like the bork.
Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.
Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.
by Stosselite November 14, 2007