bork

Has many meanings. Could mean "you're screwed," could mean "let's do it." Bork is the word that can replace any verb or even any exclamation and still make sense. Basically, pick the meaning you like and go with it. Or just use it without any meaning.

You're borked.
That was some serious bork today.

by Leleana April 15, 2006

Borking

The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.

"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"

by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010

borke

a misspelled form of the word broke.

I just borked your girlfriend, bitch.

by David Hasslehoff June 23, 2005

bork

to rape a girl in the booty hole

i borked her last night

by corytchristbradm April 30, 2010

borked

broken. deliberate mispelling and leetization of broken. broke > borke > bork > borked

GAH! I borked it!
dude! you borked it!

by clay May 31, 2003

Borking

The most amazing sexual experience you'll ever have in you life. Borking is a sexual experince that requires atleast ONE swede and is very common in the northern parts of europe.

"So, any borking going on lately?"

"Once you go Swede you never go back."

by Sassmasterofsweden May 17, 2014

the bork

1.this is a man that hits on women, only to have it all go down the tubes. he looks suave, but can't cut it with the ladies.
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence

What a loser, he looks just like the bork.

Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.

by Stosselite December 9, 2007