One Bonged

When the light weight in the squad takes one hit on a bong and is immediately monged and cannot partake in further bongery.

Dean: Will, that was a phat rip on the bong
Will: *no reply*
Dean: M8 you just got One Bonged

by MongaloidBongaloid February 23, 2017

Bonked

Having a sexual relation with a teacher you had freshman year.

I heard a kid got bonked last night!

by IGotBonked August 16, 2017

boned

basically a term for a male having intercouse (non-oral) with another person ;)

james: so you went out with lateesha last night yeah?
adam: yeah it was mad, bruvaa we totally boned
james: fuck yeah! congrats

by mistereee October 19, 2012

Bossed It

When someone grossly overestimates a personal achievement.

Stuart: Lawrence , how did you get on with your exam?
Lawrence: Great man, I really bossed it! I got 30% (smug face).

by OG_Advice_Page February 10, 2018

Bonedave

Noun. The pinnacle of ratty. probably drives a proper hood ride VW and rides a BMX with no brakes.

"OMG I fucked Bonedave last night, and when we woke up we were in the fast lane of the M27. Me and about 50 other awesome buff girls that is. I guess there was a lot of blood when that lorry came"
"I'm so jealous"

by tamsin&hearts thecock May 19, 2008

Bonedozer

A female (or male, if that's how you roll) who is highly unattractive and will cause excited men to go flaccid.

Dude, I had such a massive erection, but then this bonedozer sat down in front of me and I went flaccid like a deflating moonbounce.

by GrundleStiltskin December 5, 2009

Bonced

Being extremely high or stoned on the lords good 'erb

Person 1: How are you man?
Person 2: Man im so bonced.

by Jason ambrose not really lol December 26, 2011