BONER

When you have a fully erected penis.

My BONER is HARD!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 16, 2020

boner

erect penis

making out with his girlfriend gave him a boner

by Anonymous June 16, 2002

boner

When a lad gets an erection

Lad with boner : I've got a boner
Slag : so
Lad with boner : Well its not going to suck itself.

by saraH_CHICK July 31, 2009

Bonerous

A portmanteau of 'Boner' and 'Onerous'. An adjective referring to a forboding sense of doom related to ones aroused state. Used to describe a boner that is bound cause the wearer some sort of trouble.

He felt a bonerous sensation coming along, as he stood there at the feminist rally.

or

He looked at his secretary and then at his trousers. Fully aware of the bonerous circumstances, he proceeded to spank dat ass.

by ElCappa August 20, 2012

boner

When your penis get erect.

When Abby walked by, I saw that she gave Austin a major boner.

by mizz.catitude July 20, 2009

Boner

When a guy gets really excited, something goes up in his pants; most guys want their penis to be this big all the time

My friend had a boner in science class and asked me to sit on his lap to hide it from his friends. It is usually VERY embarrassing.

by JellyBelly87 September 23, 2006

Boner

A boner can be when a guys wanker starts rising and sticks up like a sword. If you got a tiny cock you will have no issue with someone seeing this but if you got a big daddy then you will get noticed.

My boyfriend never gets a fucking boner from me.

by Suck a very large dick February 25, 2018