horizontal bowl blaster

A term used when one evacuates their bowels in a particularly furious manner, and in doing so gets fecal matter UNDERNEATH the toilet seat.

Man... Rufus just unleashed the horizontal bowl blaster and completely ravaged your toilet.

by Grubba November 2, 2003

Turd-buster

A person who uses a plunger to bust up an extremely large turd, so it will flush down the toilet.

Send in the "turd buster". The toilets are overflowing.

by wino joe May 8, 2003

Cum Buster

The first piss you take after masturbating. This often results in a spray of piss coming out of your dick.

Guy 1: Dude! Why is there piss all over the wall?!

Guy 2: Hey man, I couldn't help it- it was a cum buster.

Guy 1: OK then.

by mrpopo123 October 3, 2010

Sand Blaster

The act of wrapping sandpaper around the penis (rough side out of course) before engaging in anal intercourse with someone who REALLY needs put in their place. Only to be performed when lube-free anal just isn't quite enough punishment for the dirty receiver.

"That bitch is supposed to be my girlfriend, but I caught her fucking three of my friends!"
"Give her a Sand Blaster...that oughta teach her a lesson"

by LubeCrew236 August 18, 2011

ass blaster

A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers

John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room

by red April 16, 2005

fat blaster

A gentleman who has the tendency to hook up with significantly larger women. This is a less extreme form of a chubby chaser.

"Dude, Paul is such a fat blaster! This is the second weekend in a row he has gone home with a cow!"

by Sparkles90 March 13, 2012

blister boots

What you call your new pair of winter boots that give you blisters and other pain before being worked in.

Man, my feet are killing me. It'll take another week to work these blister boots in.

by Lovekraft January 28, 2009