bluetooth syndrome

when people wear a bluetooth in public, get mad at the person they are talkin to and it looks like shouting to something random.

hey look! Dillon has bluetooth syndrome!

Dillon: Shut the hell up you motherfucker!(to the person he is talkin to)

by missey January 16, 2008

bluetooth party

When a group of people get together, pull out their cell phones and exchange mp3 ringtones, photos, and/or videos with each other

Friend 1) Check it out. I just got the new Fergie song on my cell phone.
Friend 2) No way. I just got Daughtry's.
Friend 3) Are you guys discoverable?
Friend 2) Bluetooth party?
All) Let's do this.

by JSizzle June 8, 2007

Ghetto Bluetooth

N. A phone (old school phone receiver) fastened to the user's head using some form of head-wear; in this case a head band.

My drunk-ass friend was walking around hands-free with his ghetto bluetooth

by peaches14 February 10, 2010

Bluetooth Johnson

Disparaging nickname applied to one whom attempts to raise perceived socioeconomic standing through use of a bluetooth headset. Similar to a bluetool--though this term's specific target is marred by both (painfully obvious) low socioeconomic standing and (unsuccessful) attempts to disguise and/or raise said standing through use of the headset. Such cases tend to be glaringly obvious on account of the modern headset clashing fiercely with an outdated/oblivious/trashy fashion sensibility and the accompanying grooming and hygienic habits. Inspired by the t-shirt bearing the namesake expression.

Mullet + members only jacket + wrangler jeans + bluetooth headset simultaneously = bluetooth johnson.

Larry who works at the Tom Thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.

Dennis who manages the 'Quick n' Easy Money' cash advancement facility on Eglin Pkwy . is such a fucking bluetooth johnson.

by Robb-a-dob Hogekins XIV February 6, 2008

imaginary bluetooth

An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.

a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.

by wheaty October 12, 2008

bluetooth

when a bunch of guys sleep with a girl when they're all together and they all have a go

"fancy bluetooth?"

by teniqua April 22, 2009

Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008