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Bluetooth Tourettes

Tourettes induced behavior from walking and talking on your bluetooth headset. This is best witnessed when all you see is a gesticulating knob walking down the street oblivious to all around them. Or, in a busy restaurant where the bluetooth tourette suffer douchebag announces to all patrons his plans for the evening.
Watch out! That guy obviously has Bluetooth Tourettes! He almost mowed me down!

The mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! Bunch of knobs walking around, not watching were they're going, swearing like sailors.

Hey! This restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. I'm so glad I know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!
by Shoxedone June 23, 2009
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Bluetooth Push

The act of inserting bluetooth-enabled device in your person in anticipation of receiving a bluetooth message.
Hey, Dave! Get your mum to Bluetooth push me! I'm waiting!
by djsixtoes October 16, 2009
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Sharia Bluetooth

When an orthodox Muslim female utilizes her head scarf to hold her phone to her ear and mouth.
The only pairing going on in my car is an arranged marriage. I can make this call hands free thanks to my sharia bluetooth
by EggInThisTryinTime June 17, 2018
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bluetooth syndrome

when people wear a bluetooth in public, get mad at the person they are talkin to and it looks like shouting to something random.
hey look! Dillon has bluetooth syndrome!

Dillon: Shut the hell up you motherfucker!(to the person he is talkin to)
by missey January 16, 2008
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bluetooth party

When a group of people get together, pull out their cell phones and exchange mp3 ringtones, photos, and/or videos with each other
Friend 1) Check it out. I just got the new Fergie song on my cell phone.
Friend 2) No way. I just got Daughtry's.
Friend 3) Are you guys discoverable?
Friend 2) Bluetooth party?
All) Let's do this.
by JSizzle June 8, 2007
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Bluetooth

The act of a girl giving a guy head while using no hands.

A "hands free" BJ
Friend 1: That girl used no hands when she sucked my dick

Friend 2: So she gave you a bluetooth

"Yo I got a bluetooth from that chick"
by axbz April 8, 2010
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Ghetto Bluetooth

N. A phone (old school phone receiver) fastened to the user's head using some form of head-wear; in this case a head band.
My drunk-ass friend was walking around hands-free with his ghetto bluetooth
by peaches14 February 10, 2010
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