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Dragon Blaster

In the middle of having one's salad tossed. One will quickly grab the head of the tosser and hold it tightly in place. Then will proceed to shoot diarrhea into their mouth with such pressure that it comes out of their nose.
She'll kill me if she ever sees me again because I gave her a dragon blaster. To make it worse, I ate spicy Thai food first.
by solardave July 27, 2010
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ghetto blaster

An alcoholic drink referenced in Brad Neely's "Professor Brothers" series, presumably composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite.
"It was one of those typical sexy-ass Sunday nights and I was drinking ghetto blasters, alone..."
by Eric Barbaric November 10, 2007
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fart blaster

A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.
"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"
by alex November 13, 2004
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Cum Blaster

One who blasts a lot of cum, ie, comes a lot
That bitch is a cum blaster, i was soaked after i ate her out
by Rusty Nail August 31, 2005
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finger blaster

A person who uses his/her fingers to bring sexual joy to someone else by inserting one or more fingers in the other person, bring them to a orgasmic state.
Joe, Mark and Pat are all known finger blasters whom all the women love and lust for.
by JoeLove101 February 25, 2008
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ass blaster

1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.

2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.
Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!

Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002
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Stank blaster

When a guy jerks off and ejaculates while farting
Oh god ... I was pulling my willie and while cumming I farted ... I’m a good stank blaster
by Savage Cobraaa November 12, 2018
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