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blanket humper

Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.

Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!

You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
by Savagemylads November 30, 2018
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Wool Blanket

When a welsh man is having sex with a sheep. Before his release he pulls out, rolls the sheep on its back, then ejaculates on the sheep's stomach. Following ejaculation he rolls around on the ground stomach to stomach with the sheep.
I caught Joe performing a wool blanket with my sheep this morning... I had to put daisy down!
by ClamKnuckler May 20, 2014
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Dylan blanket

The sheet that covers your bed a.k.a. a bed cover . Normally taken off the bed after a anal session
Hey dude after what we did lastnight my dylan blanket came off.
by Ravi_Shankar August 10, 2020
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Blake's law

A rule designed by and for clueless students which states "When unsure how to proceed in a physics question, multiply all given numbers together and hope for the best."
Person 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4b?

Person 2: I don't know, I just used Blake's law.
by Shattubatu May 5, 2012
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Mentally Handi-Blacked

When a dark skinned person is so damn stupid that you could easily confuse them for a mentally handi-capped person. Or a black says something super stereotypical of themselves and they don't even realize it.
Dude you are being such a stupid n-word, you should go to a psychiatrist and see if you're mentally handi-blacked
by was379 January 16, 2019
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blake turner

Biggest douche and consumer of date tape
Look that douche at the checkout line and all His date tape. Must be Blake Turner.
by more dudes September 22, 2013
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Tera Blake

Tera Blake is the super hot meteorologist on fox news rising charlotte. She is a little goofy but that's what makes her so hot.
I want to fuck the hell out of Tera Blake's sweet ass.
by crazyforcocoa January 11, 2011
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