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Farte Blanche

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A light-headedness and pale pallor caused by an adverse reaction to an anal olfactory offence (real rip-snorting air-biscuit) exacerbated holding ones breath for too long to avoid the onslaught to said offence.
It was my turn underneath for a 69. I let one go and when I eventually let him out from under the covers he had such a 'Farte Blanche' that I thought he was going to pass-out!
by Razenby August 29, 2013
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blanche bonin

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my little baby!!!! i love her so much. so everyone can just fuck off!!!
by ***** December 5, 2003
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blanche

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Goth-Country-Punk band from Detroit that experiments with a wide assortment of instruments, including 2 piece drumsets, to banjos, to mandolins, to autoharp, to electric guitar.

Blanche creates an interesting and appealing atmosphere that could easily be mistaken for ghosts sitting around a campfire. They create cryptic, haunting music at times (such as tracks Someday, Superstition, and So Long Cruel World), they explore the boundaries of truth in songs such as Do You Trust Me, and create complicated love songs sure to please anyone with a mature ear.

Blanche is from Detroit, Michigan and features the talented Dan John Miller on electric guitar and vocals, the beautiful Tracee Mae Miller (wife to Dan) on bass and backup vocals, the crazy Feeny on pedal steel guitar, Lisa Jaybird Jannon on drums and on occasion, acoustic guitar, and the adorable, talented Little Jack Lawrence on banjo, autoharp, and occasionally mandolin.
"Don't you know it's bad luck to be superstitious?"
"But nothing else is working, and my head is really hurting!"
-Blanche's "Superstitious"
by killthebig3 July 31, 2008
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Cate Blanchett

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The damned (talented) bitch who robbed Natalie Portman of the Oscar in '05.
Person 1: Did you watch Cate Blanchett last night at the Oscars?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch stole Portman's Oscar!
by Mikhail-Bolshevik July 2, 2005
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blanchester

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Small town with rural areas with bunch of stores, few restaurants, few banks, 1 movie theater, has bunch of troublemakers which is alot of narcotics overdosed, heroin used.
Blanchester is a small town with rural areas with bunch of farm people
by Brock Dawyne Lesner February 22, 2017
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du blanche

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perfection in word form... (godlike) du blanche is everything and nothing. its heros yet zeros, its 10 million and yet 0, its greatness and wat ever the opposite of greatness is.
Worthing rfc could be described as du blanche.. if anyone was to comprehend du blanche the world may end, depending on how angry le du blanche was
steve is du blanche
that was pretty du blanche
le RFC worthing sont si grand ils sont compagnon imbattable que vous savez ce que veux dire je DU BLANCHEEEE!
by shibby von libby December 18, 2007
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Anyone who nearly breaks their neck to gaze upon the test answers of other people. We call them Blanche the Rubber Necker no matter what their name is because Blanche is such an unnapealing name that they deserve it.
"A, B, D, C, Blanche the rubber necker copied my test answers verbatim! Including the quesiton about the definition of verbatim! How's your mom? Is she good? Good. I know she had that brief fit with bronchitis, that had my worried. What's that? This example is sitll going on? Why haven't they stopped quoting me yet? Did they not get the fucking point? Blanche the rubber necker, it's simple. Go away."
by Sean of old December 28, 2012
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