Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate less often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all how does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 21, 2016

Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005

blade wars

The name posterity will give to our current time period, characterised as it is not so much by global warming or religious terrorism, but by the constant battle between rival razor manufacturers to see how many blades they can fit on their next generation shaving tool. It may yet prove to be the bloodiest conflict of all time.

Citizen of the year 2085: My Mom's so old, she even remembers what "DVD"s are! I mean, they were popular way back during the blade wars!

by John Doom October 18, 2006

Blaire

She’s probably faced hard challenges, so she makes many mistakes. A beautiful and nice girl but if you get on her bad side you will get it. She tries so hard to help people when she needs the most help but she tries to hide it. She can’t get over mistakes she made in the past so cries every night hoping something good will come her way.She probably really shy and has 2 close friends but if she opens up to you she trust you and don’t let go of her.

1: Who’s that
2: Oh that my best friend Blaire. She’s like the nicest person you’ll ever meet.

by hialowbsuasns November 1, 2020

Niyo Blade

Niyo blade is when a Genji Blade kills 0 or 6 people. Literal Gamble.

WTF NIYO BLADE POG

or

WTF NIYO BLADE, STOP FEEDING

by Kayjii May 17, 2022

Malenia, Blade of Miquella

A boss in Elden Ring that states her name and occupation upon killing you.

Friend: Can you help me beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella?

You: Let me solo her.

by Mor B. Us August 12, 2022

Tentacle blade

The "tentacle blade instance" founded and made popular by Southpaw refers to any instance in which a character has the will, means, and resources to kill another character, and when given the opportunity, chooses not to with no further explanation. Most excuses given are the character forgetting to use their resources or calling them arrogant.

Person 1: "Hey, why doesn't Doc Ock ever kill Spider-man with the blades in his tentacles? He wants to kill him and has so many chances."
Person 2: "That's a tentacle blade moment and bad writing."

by the massive big O January 16, 2022