birth moon 

First full moon after Easter is called the birth moon because it symbolizes rebirth in agriculture and nature.

The birth moon called forth the growing season.

[Spring}

birth moon by Joshua Bananaman July 18, 2016

Birth Poop 

Painful poop as if you were giving birth.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

Birth Poop by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

birth poop 

A difficult poop to the point you're feeling like you're giving birth.

Today was a hard day... I delivered a birth poop over lunch.

birth poop by Rainey4 May 7, 2017

birth-gate 

the vagina of a woman who has given birth.

Steve: Tom, I totally destroyed your gate in WOW.

Tom: Well I destroyed your birth-gate at your mom's last night.

birth-gate by Jimmy Fishkins April 27, 2009

birth control day 

a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work

the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!

birth control day by kixxarse July 31, 2010

Birth Control Roulette 

A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!

Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide

Birth Control Roulette by psuedonym jones April 15, 2021

birth rape 

Being born against your consent.

I didn't want to be born, I was birth raped into existence.

birth rape by yes it's true July 3, 2022