The Bible

A book used to control the masses with a false threat and reward system.
See: George W. Bush, mind control

Do what your told like the bible teaches.

by The Kryptonian April 7, 2005

Bibleness

Ones insane infatuation with Gods good book the Bible.

Ryan is so annoying with his Bibleness

by Gronimal September 20, 2010

BIBLE

Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek 3 all the way up to Shrek 420 and that is what the BIBLE

Honey where is my SHrek movie/ BIBLE

by longfong12 February 4, 2019

The Bible

A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!

The Bible is a waste of time!

by the last name meadows is gay August 17, 2011

The Bible

An egotistical autobiography people put in the fiction section at times.

Church: "Did You Read The Bible"
Priest: "No"
Church: "Get The Hell Out Then"

by ThyOfThee January 25, 2021

bible

Many sheets of acid stacked on top of each other.

My friend just got a bible and he gave me a sheet from it!

by greyseraph December 10, 2008

The bible

The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)

Matthew: Hey man lets burn the bible!
Brandon: Hellz yeah!

by Biblebasher69 January 4, 2011