wanker beanie

Simply put - a condom.

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

Beanied

A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.

Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.

by Lynchy1993 June 1, 2011

Beanism

Beanism - big bean fetish. People who have been diagnosed with beanism, use beans as a currency, have beans as their device wallpaper, drink bean-made drinks, etc.

- Look, that guy has all his walls portrayed with beans!
- Probably has a beanism syndrome.

by ItzValee October 5, 2019

snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.

She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

bani

a sweet young lady whom u can always talk to and is always there for you. shes sweet pretty and funny

bani es una muchacha muy bonita <33

by como se llama September 11, 2008

banished

to get rid of forever. one day you decide to shun your girlfriend once and for all.

bitch, quit calling me, you ARE banished!

by projectmcl June 26, 2004

coffee beaning

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)

Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.

by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008