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Emotional support beverage

A beverage, typically one that you drink for hydration but more for comfort. Hopefully, it will boost your serotonin enough to start/ get you through the day. The effectiveness also depends on whether it comes with a straw.
*me to myself after ordering my favorite emotional support beverage: a pistachio cream mint matcha* “This shit better fix my life”

Or

After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..
by b-sides4ever September 1, 2025
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fomented beverage

An alcoholic drink that is used to "soothe the soul" of the person imbibing it.
Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.
by QuacksO November 18, 2023
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furmented beverage

A "macho" alcoholic drink dat supposedly "puts hair on your chest".
I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
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cold beverages

a cold can of beer or cold homo dick wit fungis
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Beverage Boo boo

Committed when you distinctly say no milk or sugar in your tea or coffee but your drink comes with them with or without.
Susan! I've committed a Beverage boo boo!
by 367squadron April 29, 2011
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Beverage Shakes

The act of getting extremely noticable shakes at many occasions of the day, especially prominent during sexual intercourse.
A gentleman with his hands shaking quite extremely is walking down the street.
"Damn that guy's got a bad case of the Beverage Shakes!"
by Gerald-Dean January 13, 2010
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emotional support beverage

The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant
The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018
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