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Beverage Cart

The formal term in the United Airlines training manual for the removal of unruly, unconscious, or otherwise unwilling paying passengers from flights; typically by dragging them down the aisle by the arms or legs as one would maneuver the beverage cart through the plane.
Sorry, sir, but we have overbooked the flight and you're going to have to spend the night in the terminal. Now get out of your seat or we're going to punch you in the face and give you the Beverage Cart!
by Gomer's Pile July 9, 2017
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Beverage of the Gods

If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:

First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.

Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.

And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.
Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.
by Bbb23’s left testicle June 4, 2025
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white beverage

A beverage for stereotypic white girls who wear uggs typically from Starbucks
Marrissa did you order a white beverage with your platinum Starbucks card?
by ISGRIZZ the tagger January 9, 2018
mugGet the white beveragemug.

hot beverage

when a man is about to cum and the girl pours a hot beverage on his penis
man 1: Dude, she gave me a hot beverage last, she grabbed my coffee off the night stand it was beautiful

man 2: Ah yeah thats hot
by handijacked November 7, 2013
mugGet the hot beveragemug.

cold beverages

a cold can of beer or cold homo dick wit fungis
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Beverage Boo boo

Committed when you distinctly say no milk or sugar in your tea or coffee but your drink comes with them with or without.
Susan! I've committed a Beverage boo boo!
by 367squadron April 29, 2011
mugGet the Beverage Boo boomug.

fomented beverage

An alcoholic drink that is used to "soothe the soul" of the person imbibing it.
Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.
by QuacksO November 18, 2023
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