Belgian Curtsy

Blowjob. SEE ALSO blow-job.

Justine performed a very timely Belgian Curtsy to help Luc forget about the whole Ardennes situation that had riven their world.

by Vlad the Impaler March 10, 2007

belgian shower

1. When one takes a shower that does not fully get one clean or necessarily eliminate all of the odors on the onel.

The shower simply causes the odors on the individual to congeal into one musty scent composed of the various scents on the individual. One can take a belgian shower by refusing to use soap and simply basking in water, or by taking a shower in Belgium.

2. When an individual lives on a diet of beer, waffles, and chocolate for a period of time long enough to get severly dehydrated and once dehydrated urinates the grossest urine imaginable on another individual.

1. John: Damn, that girl is gorgeous, but she smells like ass, sperm, sweat, and perfume all congealed into one.

Frank: Dude we're in Belgium... she only takes belgian showers.

2. Dude I on my tour of Europe I ended up getting really fucked up, I visited this little country and lived off beer, waffles and chocolate for like a week and now I'm in some porno giving some fat bitch a belgian shower.

by dah Bodawg January 17, 2011

Belgian Kiss

Like a French Kiss but with more phlegm.

Andy didn't want to shag that bird last night, she gave him a belgian kiss.

by Mr Milky February 17, 2009

Belgian Karaoke

The flatulence like sound of air escaping as a woman pleasures herself with a sexual aid.

I was watching this porno and this bitch was so stretched every time she rammed that thing in it made the most disgusting farting sound, like Belgian karaoke.

by Random Anonymous Blackmail December 26, 2011

The Dick Belding

One performs a series of generally vile sex acts until their partner is forced to finally turn around and say, "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" Named after the 'Saved by the Bell' character, Principal Richard Belding and his subsequent catch phraise.

"Yeah my relationship was going pretty good until I gave my girlfriend the Dick Belding last night."

by m1tchapal00za November 7, 2006

Belgian snowstorm

The act of a male ejaculating into an anus (male or female) and then the reciever farts into the males face spraying semen and thus creating a snowstorm effect.

"The other night I was fucking this bitch in the ass and she turned around and gave me a belgian snowstorm."

"A what?"

"A Belgian snowstorm, she farted my load into my face."

by jrod8966 October 15, 2009

belgian girl

Well this girl could possibly be one of the best things that ever happen to anyone. I remember so so long ago reading things about belgians with her on this site and now when she comes to this site she can read her very own special definition.

A Belgian girl is a wonderful, lovely and intelligent person who loves with their entire heart. They have the best sex and always know how to make you smile. Hotels at college are a general idea of a fun getaway and sushi is a delight to most of these girls. But one of them will love you no matter what and always give her all. Love youuu

That Belgian girl gave me a boner.
That girl is Belgian.

by Daniel Catania November 19, 2007