belen

1. (n) A group of the most jamming people ever assembled on this planet. Own the fuck out of anything that has to do with Columbus, whether it be basketball, SAT scores, girls, or general badassness.

2. (v) The act of being badass.

1. Did you go to the Belen v. Columbus game where Belen won and the pussy Columbus fans left in the fourth quater?

2. I was belening all last night.

by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2005

bellend

1. (slang) Donald Trump, American business magnate and showcase for the merits of unashamed baldness.

2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.

Sense 1: "Following the re-invention of The Apprentice as a political advertisement, the opinion polls predicted a landslide majority for President Bellend."

"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"

Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."

by Dr. Orthant Jan Glockenspiel May 13, 2011

bellend

someone is being an utter prick and needs a slap

when someone keeps throwing eggs at your head, they are being a bellend

by M Farley July 7, 2004

bellendrical

To be as a bellend is

your being bellendrical you bellend!

by Big Worm September 8, 2003

bellend

A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".

johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.

by nathan bangstick October 16, 2003

Bellend Squad

A group of morons that have little to do with their lives other than threaten people over Facebook.

Chav 1: You best watch yurr back coz bellend squad is gonna get ya ygm.
Chav 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Heanorboy June 22, 2011

Bellenger

This is the surname of a high status entity. Anyone with this surname is rich and probably loaded with money. The dynasty of the Bellneger's are from a massive castle located in England and are actually with the blood of vampires. The are the rivaling famaily of the zombie people.

That Zach BELLENGER is a noble man who owns me on his farm. He pays for me and my family to exist and only asks that we kneel beofre him every time he walks past us.

by Supreme Sir Lord Jamie July 5, 2012