Exorcist: The Beginning

An average movie that would've been better had it not been a rip-off of the first one made back in the 70's, which kicked ass. The demon looks exactly the same! Dumbasses...also, William Peter Blatty, the creator of the original Exorcist, did not approve of this film.

Dumbass: Holy shit, did you see The Exorcist?!
Me: Yeah, it sucked balls.
Dumbass: No it didn't, it was cool!!!!
Me: Have you even seen the first one?
Dumbass: There's another one! Sweet, now I'm going to finger myself to Anna Nicole Smith!
Me: *sets dumbass on fire*

by James Bond! September 8, 2004

beginning

The start of something.

The X Factor was the beginning of One Direction's career.

by Rainbow zombies ate my unicorn March 14, 2014

Beginner's Luck

When you are a beginner at something but you perform like an expert due to "beginner's luck".

When I was throwing a bowling ball at 10 pins and it went to the far left side (thinking I was gonna hit 0) I got dissapointed, but, then all of a sudden it bounced off the left side and hit 9/10 pins! That was epic beginner's luck!

True story.

by Ezhidze July 28, 2010

Black Luster Soldier -- Envoy of the Beginning

The most broken monster in the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game today.

Player 1: How'd you lose?
Player 2: Opponent Creature Swapped me a Scapegoat, summoned Black Luster Soldier, Envoy of the Beginning, then hit me for 6000 and game.

by Michael Lucas April 11, 2005

Colombian beignet

A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.

Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.

by Red Brennan April 16, 2007

Berginering

The art of training a wild arctic penguin to lick whipped cream of a stripper's body who has overdosed on Ecstasy within 24 hours over the overdose.

Hey have you seen Greg lately? No I haven't actually, but I heard he has been Berginering like crazy. Just last week he Berginered six penguin.

by CharlemangeMAN February 14, 2012

Beginners Ink

The slack ink cartridge that you receive with your brand new printer. It will print the test page flawlessly. Three and 1/2 pages later its out. Then you see is "Order New Ink Here!"

Dang beginners ink! My new Printer is a fail! I was gonna print the entire divorce decree but it ran out of ink in less then 5 pages! ink print begin

by Señor Zappatos April 18, 2013