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Family barbeque

A term coined in the early 1920s that expressed ones interaction with another family. In order to fulfill a family barbeque one must chow down on the sister’s pussy for breakfast, have a serving of dick from the brother, and have dinner with the rest of the family like it never happened. A family barbeque can also be performed on a mother and father, son and mother, etc; as long as it is a pair of family members. If you so happen to have a family barbeque with a gay couple it is then known as the indoor family barbeque.
Dude ya know the Johnsons that live down the street on Willow Creek? I had the most amazing family barbeque with em!
by SecretCheeks June 7, 2018
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East Texas Barbeque Sauce

Noun- refers to the discharge experienced when performing cunnilingus on a female during her menstrual cycle.
La Quanda: "Hey baby, why don't you stop brushing yo' teeth and get'cho ass into 'dis bed nouw?"

Damon: "Man, bes' check yo' shit-- I dun' want any that East Texas Barbeque Sauce now. Shiiiiit."
by Dr.Girlfriend September 13, 2009
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BarBeQué

The Spanish version of chopping your penis off (or pulling/yanking it off with a good set of steel pliers), grilling it, putting on some good sauce, and then eating it.
Sam: Hey Bob! Want some of my very own personal BarBeQué?
Brittany: Sure! I would love to taste it!
Sam's sister: OHHH YES Please! Make sure you seasoned it well!

...at the dinner table...

Sam's sister: OMG big brother! This tastes delicious!
Brittany: Same! Best dinner ever!
by ILoveCornAndPudding September 15, 2016
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Barbequetionist

The master of the barbeque, controller of fire and meat. Always of the male variety.
Richard Lewis is the chief Barbequetionist of Surrey, he makes great fire and cooks great meat.
by Bash1987 August 2, 2011
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Barbeque Sauce & Steak Sauce

Barbeque Sauce and Steak Sauce are contradictions to each other. Something that is Steak Sauce is something that is utterly amazing and totally awesome. Barbeque Sauce is something that is god awful.
Lance: "Dude, this party is Barbeque Sauce."

Ian: "Yeah it is, let's go to a better party. I hear our friend Duke was having a party, and he throws some totally Steak Sauce parties."

Lance: "Hell yeah dude! Let's go!"

Ian: "Yeah man. Barbeque Sauce & Steak Sauce? I'd totally go with the A1."

Lance: "Heyyoo! Lehh go."
by A1ionel February 26, 2012
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beerquet

A variety six pack of beers. A mix and match six pack.
My wife got me a beerquet of IPAs for our anniversary.
by BeerMan269 October 21, 2010
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Barbequeish

Not necessarily BBQ but having the taste of it
General TSO's taste Barbequeish more than Kung Pao chicken
by DJDontstop June 13, 2016
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