Beef

this fat ass dick i'm carrying in my pants!!!!

Damn guh dat boy put dat beef on me and when he finished i thought i was a new person!!!!!!

by Chauncey ass nigga March 5, 2003

Beef

Being annoyed to the extent of wanting to hit someone or something round the chops (see chops>)

"Oy Christmas Tree!! I got beef with you!!!!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Beef

Anything or anyone in relation to weed.

Yo, Beef what's happenin?

Hey, you wanna beef?

Hey how are you?
Quite beefy actually

by Luckyducksters November 4, 2008

Beef

Beef is when u start a fight.

Whats beef? Beef is when a ___ and u can't sleep
Wake up in the morning and u can't eat
Better look both ways before u walk in the street
Yall dont wanna bump heads with a ____ like me!

by otakan July 16, 2008

Beef

Slang for 'Boyfriend'. Derives from traditional 'b-f' by pronouncing the two letters together, forming the common noun 'beef'.

Andrea saw her beef after having finished her last class on Monday.

by Cassian May 9, 2006

beef it

When attempting to perform a critical task, one over does things and fails miserably but also humorously.

To crash and fail

Jim was tryin to jump this car on his bike, but when he hit the ramp he was goin way to fast and just totally beefed it on the other side.

Whoa, did you see that guy? he just totally beefed it

by Iamthestallionmang May 18, 2005

beef

1. (n) - Meat from a cow

2. (n) - A grudge or conflict

3. (v) - To fart

1. Fuck McDonald's, let's go somewhere where the burgers are real beef.

2. Yeah, the US has got a real beef with Iran right about now.

3. Dammit, who beefed? Smells like ass in here now.

by DEC_42 May 17, 2010