1. Keep talking that shit homie and I'll beat the breaks off your ass.
2. Girl, lets go back to my crib, so I can get beat the breaks off your ass.
2. Girl, lets go back to my crib, so I can get beat the breaks off your ass.
by drew251 February 21, 2009
Having sex, fucking or rough sex with a female, generally used when telling another guy you had sexual intercourse with a girl.
Troy: yo seth do you know that hot girl Ashley Seth: man Id beat the brakes off her!!!
Troy: damn bro you gonna fuck her? Whatta guy
Troy: damn bro you gonna fuck her? Whatta guy
by 69aroe June 18, 2020
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 11, 2008
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by Nohomo2369 October 04, 2019
a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 06, 2023
The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 March 11, 2014