by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.
Guy 1: How did the presentation go?
Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.
Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.
Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.
Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.
by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.
Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'
Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
by northlondon93 October 9, 2011

A courting act of homosexual males. The act involves stimulating his nipples until they are erect. These signal other homosexual males to let them know that the man is "down to fuck".
Gary was beaconing for me so hard today. His tight shirt made it so hard to resist. I can't wait for tonight, so that I can go to town on his meat stick.
by maawwwwwc December 13, 2018

Angela: I need my child support! I'm done fucking around with you!
Gary: Reel your beacon, you'll get it!
Gary: Reel your beacon, you'll get it!
by Beacon July 7, 2015

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020

Hym "Then he's just more evidence I'm right! Just goes to show how far the fat cock will carry you. Create A.I. literally? Nothing! Have a fat cock? Fuck all the actresses!"
Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!"
Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."
Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!"
Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
