When a greasy restaurant causes you to take a large, messy dump.
From The Beacon restaurant in Spartanburg, SC.
From The Beacon restaurant in Spartanburg, SC.
by nappyd November 14, 2004
Typing tutorial program that Gary McFarland has a love affair with on a daily basis. For more information on Gary McFarland, see retard.
by Anonymous March 29, 2004
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Omg call Karon, she’s driving down the gravel road with her tweakin beacon on again. That bright headlamp is a sure way to catch a case at 3a.m.
by Randyom15 May 9, 2021
the act of vomiting on someone's ass and using it as lube to fuck them. the term was first originated in 1920 under the holy see of pope benedict xv one night in the vatican. rumours swept america by storm when talk of cardinal merry del val's homosexual encounters were finished with del val vomiting onto a bishop's asshole. americans coined the shocking term "messy beacon" when more rumours appeared that new york city mayor gandolph beacon gave his homosexual lover a messy beacon of his own. and so the rest was history!
dude, last night i got really drunk at this gay bar my girlfriend dragged me to and before you know it i gave this guy a messy beacon.
by Charles McCloud December 12, 2008
Moses Beacon is the most caring person u will ever meet if you’ll pardon the pun helping many passengers through the airport and whenever there is a problem he is quickly on the case using his effective running techniques if you’ll pardon the pun and known for speaking many languages like Chinese which he is fluent inif you’ll pardon the pun. His caring nature is shown by the lord of people he helps such as 92 hetty wolf helping her go through the airport for her first ever flight and his caring nature is also shown when hetty goes to her plane and Moses threatens to kick her in the face if you’ll pardon the pun. He also runs a charity called wishwings if you’ll pardon the pun which has helped a record 3 people achieve the flight of their lives. He is also known for helping his famous passengers with their secrecy going through the airport such as Anna freel when he shouts make way for miss Anna freel plz she’s lost her wig if you’ll pardon the pun. His keeps his scared passengers happy with his safe facts about flight safety when he says that 122 planes went down last year for his scared passengers. He helps his charity so much he was rushed to hospital for blowing to hard on a ballon and thinks he does “too much” if you’ll pardon the pun
Person 1:That guy is faster than usain bolt because of his running technique
Person 2: yea it’s Moses Beacon
Person 2: yea it’s Moses Beacon
by AandBarefitaf November 9, 2019
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by rikesh November 7, 2005