shreking off

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

by A brogre December 26, 2013

jilling off

The feminine version of jacking off

Gabriella was in her room jilling off.

by whatadickhead August 4, 2016

Curl Off

Verb
To defecate
See also dog's eggs

I had a 40lb steak last night and the size of the dump i curled off this morning! Blamed it on a small apanese girl when questioned.

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

flipped off

to have someone put up their middle finger at you.

Dan: Damn girl, your fucking hot
*girl shows him her middle finger*
Dan: Oi! She flipped off at me

by Davie Jonesie August 14, 2011

Rizz Off

The battle between two broskis to determine who is the rizziest.

Broski 1: Dude you have no rizz

Broski 2: I have more than you, pal

Broski 1: Wait, does this mean what I think it means?

Broski 2: Are we about to have a rizz off?

Broski 1 & 2: Rizz awayyyyyyy

by JackBlackthethird May 29, 2023

slope off

To slope off is to leave somewhere - usually sneakily without letting others know

school sucks, lets slope off and go to the beach

by bigJ312-94 November 4, 2009

Munt Off

Munt off is to wank off or to wank on someone else

I can’t stop munting off to porn

I like to munt off on my girlfriend’s big tits

by Muckyfingers82 May 28, 2022