beer battered strawberry starfish

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

Battered Liberal

Another Sterotype created by the Conservative Hate Culture to promote stereotypes against liberals. See Conservative Sucker Punch

Typical Heard on Right-Wing Political Hate Radio.

ex: Rush Limbaugh

Everyone laughed at the Wingnut who called the person he was debating a Battered Liberal.

by Bob_the_Patriot December 5, 2007

My batteries are charged

I am awake and fully aware.

I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

battered woman

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

by norman December 5, 2003

D Batteried

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.

Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.

by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009