ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013

Batman

The damn straight best super hero ever.

Wow, he is so cool, but not as cool as Batman.

by imavettin2 January 24, 2011

Batman parking

When you can pull your car through to the opposite space in a parking lot so you don't have to back out to leave (because you never see the Bat Mobile go in reverse).

"Yes! Pulling out will be so easy, I got batman parking."

by themindtaker April 13, 2005

Batman Complex

This occurs when you do good/nice things for people and nobody cares or acknowledges what you've done for them much like the relationship between Batman and the City of Gotham.

Tom: So I watched over Joe's house while he was on Va-Ca and when he came back he didn't say thanks then he was pissed because i misplaced his frying pan. what a dick!

Pete: Yeah you've got a real Batman Complex on your hands.

by wallacj3 March 31, 2009

Baton Rouge

Capitol city of Louisiana. Home of the LSU Tigers and Southern University Jaguars. A drinkin' town with a football problem.

Tiger Stadium on gamenight against 'bama.

by Leigh Ann August 17, 2005

baton tosser

1. slang for a gay person
2. someone who exemplifies the utmost qualities of gayness

(created by Norbert)

"Stop being a baton tosser Josh."
"What the hell is that?"
"Josh, you're fag."

by jordna butler April 18, 2008

Batman And Robin

Two hours of rubber nipples.

Dude! Did you see that S&M film last night? It was like watching Batman And Robin all over again!

by Paul Newman February 8, 2004