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bonering

I am totally bonering for our upcoming ski trip.
by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010
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badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals
I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.
by theanarchist July 21, 2013
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Banting

A low carb diet, named after William Banting. Formerly obese, he is known for being the first to popularize a weight loss diet based on limiting the intake of carbohydrates, especially those of a starchy or sugary nature.
Are you banting?
I'm a banter!
I'm on a banting diet!
Can all your banters please just eat banting friendly food, and leave the sugars and carbs for non-banters.
by GussD January 4, 2019
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nerd-bateing

After the star trek convension i caught my friend who went with me in the bathroom with a playboy nerd-bateing.
by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008
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Clive Barkering

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.
I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.
by Creela September 22, 2015
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Clive Barkering

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling
"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."
by Batman43 September 22, 2015
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Bendering

Adjective: The act of being on a bender.
My nieghbor and I are going to be bendering this weekend, want to join us?
by bjobe26 August 12, 2008
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