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Bahammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated in the Bahamas.
A word defining a person who is Intoxicated, beyond drunk while on a Bahamian Island.

See also: hammered, shit-faced
I drank so much rum last night in the Bahamas I barely remember getting home, bro I was Bahammered!
by BrandingQueen January 5, 2019
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Bahamas473

Bahamas473 is a horrifying place just outside of North Macedonia. It has zombie. It has murerderes? And it has Zombiemurderers.? It is also a great password.
I went t Bahamas473 yesterday, I am now a zombie.
by Bahamas473 May 12, 2023
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Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."
"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."
by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 13, 2008
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Bahamondes

1. (N) A last name of a famous soccer player Frasisco, Bahamondes

2. (N) a last name commonly in Spanish family's

3. (N) it means 'underworld' or 'beautiful world'
1. You know Francisco, Bahamondes the soccer player?

2. Teacher: "what's your last name again?"
Me: "bahamondes"

3. We live in a bahamondes

I wonder if we go to the bahamondes when we die?
by r3v3nger January 5, 2017
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bantam

Small or youngest compared to the norm
"The bantam team at my high school was only for 9th graders."
"That bantam son of a bitch can still pass off as a child on the metro!"
by Indigo353 May 7, 2007
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BatHamster

A person who is short and awesome. they look like a hamster and a bat, because both are small.
Christian is a bathamster
by Air Raid July 24, 2010
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Bahamut

The King and God of all good Dragons. He and his evil counterpart Timat battle throughout history.
As i look into the mighty one's eyes, I became filed with hope and power. I became Him and He became me. I am Bahamut!
by DracoBahamut September 7, 2007
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