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blooming butthole

After receiving a double serving of man gravy in the corn hole, the recipient forcefully expells spooge causing the inner asshole to become the outer asshole. Related topic: pink sock
I wanna see Juanita's blooming butthole after I do her doggy-style all night.
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
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Barpooning

The act of trolling through a bar or crowded establishment in search of otherwise unacceptable ass
I went barpooning last night and snuck out of her place right after the handy
by Tember June 9, 2011
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Blooming onion

Blooming onion is where one sticks there hand into ones anus and proceeds to slowly open there hand
Baby I want to try this new thing it’s called blooming onion.
by Yeetleetbeatmymeat November 12, 2019
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Booning

A deliberate delay of completing a necessary task at a slower rate than is necessary.
Zavier claimed nick was booning during a quarters game while he told a childhood story in order to delay the inevitable progression of the game
by Savagedr.phil July 31, 2020
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Blooming

The act of expelling ones inner rectum to resemble a fleshy tomato from your anus. Usually occurs as a result of too much anal sex.

This ancient art, shrouded in secrecy, is performed by only those who partake in a high level of arse pounding - usually on film. These artists can expel or 'bloom' their inner parts on demand. This flower can also be sucked back into the bloomer's body upon request and must be done so before it dries and subsequently shrivels.

This bloom is a delicacy in the rugged mountains of Japan.
Uh Oh... Janice is blooming again.. her arse tomato is exposed. Someone get her a pencil to push it back in.
by Scooter78 September 11, 2013
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blooping

To bloop (verb); the act of blooping; To place something(item/drug/or anything else) in one's sphincter(see butthole).
It is very popular for people in the rave scene to bloop their Molly; Blooping is very common among people who have high tolerances to whatever drug they are taking; We blooping mayne!; Do not go blooping your food, Johnny, because your asshole has no taste buds.; Most drugs are absorbed more efficiently through blooping rather than eating, snorting, or smoking and is safer than using a needle.
by An0m0t0p3A September 6, 2013
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balboaing

IT is when either the guy or girl wraps his or her legs around the persons head and the person who wraps his legs around gets his dick or vagina licked and sucked.
Dude, last night me and this chick were balboaing.
by Mr Jesse May 4, 2006
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