Ballsack Tentacles

Small, foreign limbs protruding from the ballsack area which tend to emit a colorless, putrid smelling discharge.

Noob: hey what are those????//


Alexzander von dick sack: those are just my ballsack tentacles. Notice the putrid discharge?

by oprah hitler March 9, 2009

ballsack attack

an attack aimed at or in the general direction of a ballsack; an attack concieved with the intention of inflicting harm on a ballsack in any way

"Hey Justin Beck, remember that ballsack attack. That's what left u with the name Empty Sack," says King Evan.

by Batcave Squatter July 9, 2003

Ballsack Bandit

A person who flashes their ballsack to random people and runs away.

Hey, did you just see Vince?
Huh?
The guy who just flashed his ballsack to that girl.
Oh, that Ballsack Bandit.

by usainbolt3463 June 3, 2011

titty ballsacks

Funny name for tits, which are essentially women's version of balls.

I punched her in her titty ballsack.

She had a rock set of titty ballsacks.

by C_ntface April 12, 2017

Ballsack Icepack

The process have of filling up bowl with water and ice then dipping your balls in it. Most commonly done after a long day of work and getting your balls kicked all day.

"Yeah I think I'm going to head home and get the Ballsack Icepack ready. Hopefully they aren't bruised as bad as they were Tuesday."

by fred durst 2 September 1, 2023

Beanbag Ballsack

A pair of testicles of such high testicular mass that it is made possible for the owner to sit down on them like a beanbag. This may be used figuratively to describe someone that is particularly daring or risk-taking, i.e. someone with balls of steel.

"Hey Mike, there are 5 of us, but only 4 chairs! What are we to do?"

"Worry not - Patrick has a Beanbag Ballsack, which he can use to sit on. There's even room for two!"

by russbag August 5, 2005

Devil's Ballsack

So, its July 4, or whatever. Instead of having a nice, choreographed fireworks display, you take all of the fireworks and throw them into a raging bonfire all at once, and start running. This is the Devil's Ballsack.

Running through the forest dodging flaming balls, explosions, jets of fire, etc., it would be appropriate to yell "Devil's Ballsack! Fuck Yeah!" to similarly running friends.

by ImOnABoat April 7, 2014