Baldocking

When two or more fully grown males don multicolored yoga pants, remove there shirts and then as if drawn together like hot sweaty man magnets they scissor each other to the point of orgasms. Sometimes done to very intense gabber music. Most often done in a dimly lit forested area.

Me: "Damn, was that you Baldocking in that Bush?"

Daren: "yeah I needed a full release"

by Bloodydumpster December 8, 2017

baldoomy

A name for a person who is noticeably lacking in the hair department

Hey baldoomy, find any hair yet?

by tsunna451 May 25, 2021

Ballon D’Or Mentality

Elite way of thinking that leads to dominating the opponent.

Adrian: Bro I went on an absolute bender last night and I lost my soul! But I aced the exam the next day!

Gabe: Brooo you have the Ballon D’Or mentality!

by Eatspeedrecords October 10, 2022

8 Ballon D'ors

Messi.

Messi has 8 Ballon D'ors!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

balldip

Sinking ones testicles into anothers Vagina and or Anus.

"You ready for the ol' balldip baby?"

by Joe Broom April 17, 2007

Baldommy

When someone has no hair and squeaky clean, shiny head. Works better if their name is Tommy

“Damn, look at that Baldommy over there”

by writer Dino August 10, 2022

ballcoozie

placing the testicles into a glass of champagne or other highly carbonated liquid, while a partner blows bubbles into the glass using a straw

man: ballcoozie?
woman: i'll get the champagne

by mediumfreakingjoel September 28, 2012