To be drunk out of your mind, being so drunk you don't even know that you're drunk and making an ass out of yourself, raging on your friends, picking fights and being a total jackass.
"I drank a bottle of tequila last night, became ballistic and punched my best friend. Not my proudest moment..."
- I heard Steve went ballistic last night?
- Yeah, that crazy moron drank a keg and was completely out of control.
- I heard Steve went ballistic last night?
- Yeah, that crazy moron drank a keg and was completely out of control.
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When any object is thrown/catapulted/dropped or in any way made to hit a man's balls with painful intent, that object becomes ballistic.
Veronica: Hey Chris! *throws apple at Chris' testicles*
Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!
Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!
Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!
Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!
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No one can beat him at any game. You don't want to fuck with this guy.
No one can beat him at any game. You don't want to fuck with this guy.
Hell naw man! I ain't gonna challenge Ballistic Swami.
I gotta get my skill level up to match Ballistic Swami.
I gotta get my skill level up to match Ballistic Swami.
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Person A: "Did you hear about how Andrew beat the shit outta Gabe?"
Person B: "Yeah, it was balisticisim."
Person B: "Yeah, it was balisticisim."
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