When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.
by analangus December 06, 2017
An alcoholic drink consisting of a shot glass half filled with vodka (Russian) and half with Scotch whisky.
This shot combines the smooth, complex and aromatic flavours of Scotch and the pure, clear, uplifting elements of vodka to make a delicious beverage that is the best of both worlds. Often consumed before a night out on the town as it provides much needed sustenance for the night ahead. Will get the drinker quite shitfaced if drunk in copious quantities. Can also induce vomiting in those with weak stomachs.
This shot combines the smooth, complex and aromatic flavours of Scotch and the pure, clear, uplifting elements of vodka to make a delicious beverage that is the best of both worlds. Often consumed before a night out on the town as it provides much needed sustenance for the night ahead. Will get the drinker quite shitfaced if drunk in copious quantities. Can also induce vomiting in those with weak stomachs.
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Damien: Man let's do another Russian Bagpipe! They're delicious.
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Damien: I'm so fucking hungover, i shouldn't have had all those Russian Bagpipes...
Damien: Man let's do another Russian Bagpipe! They're delicious.
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Damien: I'm so fucking hungover, i shouldn't have had all those Russian Bagpipes...
by slutmeister June 01, 2009
by the real poop ninja January 11, 2009
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
Verb : To Play The Devil's Bagpipes: the never ending struggle of playing with your balls during the adverts of a soft core porn on telly trying to keep yourself aroused and erect yet without spilling your load over a date-line commercial.
by GregL May 24, 2006
by Thundah_Jack April 29, 2015
An event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. Also defined as a Piperection, bagpipe boners are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all sexuality aside.
"Dude, I was listening to Scotland The Brave and got a total Bagpipe Boner."
"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."
"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."
by Miss-terElliot December 29, 2013