baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.

I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.

by murty murt August 23, 2006

R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage)

When the baggage (i.e. commitment issues) from a previous relationship causes a person to break up with their new partner, and as a result, that new partner gains the baggage of the dumper, which causes problems in the new partners future relationships. Similar to an S.T.D., except mental rather than physical.

"Dexter, why don't you just date that cute girl from school that texts you all the time?" "I can't! Catherine gave me R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage), and ever since I have serious commitment issues."

by insomniacwithnightmares November 20, 2017

Baggage Claim

A noun to describe a destination in which a narcotics dealer delivers product.

“Yo, this is Kyle. I’m here. Baggage claim is in the parking lot right behind the bar. Black SUV”

by Jonathan Jokerst July 6, 2023

Cabin baggage

Refers to an undesirable condition either a male or female has contracted during sex.

Just like luggage once you got it, you can't get rid of it.

Mate;"I'm going to take this hottie home and fuck her all night long"
Me; " Tarp up dude, Cabin baggage"
Mate;" Second thoughts, you want more beer"

Hottie ;" I'd let him go me on the skins"
Friend;" For real , honey he got cabin baggage"
Hottie;" Ew Ew Ew"

by Carnivorous Koala July 6, 2016

Baggagable

When a person is BANGABLE but is in a baggage.

"Wow Susan is baggagable!"

by Susan Mary January 1, 2017

unclaimed baggage

Unclaimed Baggage is about issues that are unresolved, problems with denial or not taking responsibility for negative behavior. As in someone who brings their personal baggage into a relationship.

“Sure she’s hot but she comes with too much unclaimed baggage”

by Faultliner January 19, 2023

Goodie Baggage

Noun
A matter regarding a person’s past that can affect their current disposition in a positive manner:

Heathy habits, perks, positive relationships, uplifting colleagues, or healthy dynamics etc.

Person 1: I think I’m going to leave the company because of all the baggage with my department and toxic colleagues.

Person 2: Hey what about the goodie baggage? Think of all the positive things that you’d be leaving behind as well.

by That's Grand April 12, 2021