baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.

I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.

by murty murt August 23, 2006

Baggage Bunny

Single woman, with more than one child, that loves multiple births like rabbits.

That Baggage Bunny whats another one.

by JerE August 25, 2015

Cabin baggage

Refers to an undesirable condition either a male or female has contracted during sex.

Just like luggage once you got it, you can't get rid of it.

Mate;"I'm going to take this hottie home and fuck her all night long"
Me; " Tarp up dude, Cabin baggage"
Mate;" Second thoughts, you want more beer"

Hottie ;" I'd let him go me on the skins"
Friend;" For real , honey he got cabin baggage"
Hottie;" Ew Ew Ew"

by Carnivorous Koala July 6, 2016

R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage)

When the baggage (i.e. commitment issues) from a previous relationship causes a person to break up with their new partner, and as a result, that new partner gains the baggage of the dumper, which causes problems in the new partners future relationships. Similar to an S.T.D., except mental rather than physical.

"Dexter, why don't you just date that cute girl from school that texts you all the time?" "I can't! Catherine gave me R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage), and ever since I have serious commitment issues."

by insomniacwithnightmares November 20, 2017

Baggagable

When a person is BANGABLE but is in a baggage.

"Wow Susan is baggagable!"

by Susan Mary January 1, 2017

celebrity baggage

1. Celebrities or even average people exhibit behaviors as they are indeed the center of spot light.

2. Act with discretion to avoid break perceived persona.

A: Why does she always wear sunglasses in the evening and walk like that?
B: Celebrity baggage I guess.

A: We all went up stairs and sang at the karaoke place last night except for Rachel. Why can’t she loosen up? Everybody was drinking and having a great time!
B: Tell me about her imaginary celebrity baggage!

by JigglyJam July 21, 2020

Baggage handler

A guy or girl that has a type that consists of the significant other having baggage or some form of an emotional burden

Steve is a baggage handler he only likes girls with baggage.

by PHD. Mike Hunt September 10, 2020