bachmann

An insignificant person that thinks they can change the world, regardless their limited abilities / skills, commonly pulls a leroy jenkins causing a total party wipe.

bachmann: I can change the world!!!

random person: You and what army.

bachmann: LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS *fails miserably*

by liberatian April 23, 2014

Verbal Backhand

When you verbally rip somebody to shreds so bad it is like slapping them across the face.

I just gave Connor a pretty good verbal backhand while playing Call of Duty.

by SethMyhre August 3, 2010

backhander

Noun. A bribe, not to be confused with an aggressive action.

(after being pulled over by a policeman for speeding, Granny Pubby has a few tricks up her sleeve...)
"Would a backhander get me out of this trouble, luv?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

Backhand-invite

To invite someone to an event after telling them about it and not inviting them the first time.

I can't believe this bitch backhand-invited me to her birthday party!

I had to backhand-invite Sheila to my party. I assumed she would come when I was telling her about the plans weeks ago.

Damn! Now I have to backhand-invite my roommates to my party!

by Brischenda December 5, 2009

THE BACKHAND

A masturbation technique in which you grab your dick from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed).You rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down, and you sometimes have to pull your penis to the side a little bit. And then you would jack off.

I walked in on my friend doing "the backhand" to himself and he crapped himself.

by OliverS May 5, 2005

Backhand

1. (Noun) A racquet sport shot made with the back of your dominant hand facing the net. 1 or 2 handed.

2. (Verb) to preform such a shot in racquet sports.

1. Players with great backhands: Andy Murray, Novak Djokovic, Marat Safin, Richard Gasquet

2. Roger Federer backhanded an approach shot and later won the point with a jumping overhead smash.

by topspin101 December 19, 2012

Lil bitch boy backhand

The little bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed by the drunk Australian it destroys a lil bitch boys hopes and dreams with a single smack across the jaw

Father FUCK SAKE TIM YOU'LL NEVER BE GOOD AT ANYTHING!

Timmy Please dad nooo, not the lil bitch boy backhand please nooooo

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 15, 2018