backsie

Soul and substance of evil and estrogen. To revoke one's decision at the expense of others. Girls are powered by backsies. cock teaser

"Honey, I'm pregnant"
-"I thought you took the pill?"
"Backsies!"

by markstehbest May 23, 2008

Backfiring Bull

When you (son) and your mum are having anal sex in her bedroom, your dad walks in. You insist him to fuck you in the ass. When he is fucking you, you cum in your mum's ass and she shits all the cum and shit out onto your face. When your dad is about to climax, he cum's on the shit, which is on your face, and smears it all around your body. This is the "Backfiring Bull".

Mum: Son do you want to fuck me in the ass.
Son: (Casual) ye sure, got nothing better to do.
(Mum and Son having anal sex)
Dad: (Walks in) What the Fuck?
Son: FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAD!
Dad: (Casual) sure, why not.
(When son's about to cum)
Son: Lets do the BACKFIRING BULL!
Mum & Dad: FUCK YE!!!

by Bob Thompson Jr. September 25, 2011

backfive

From the German word "backpfeifengesicht", which describes a face that looks like it needs punching or slapping.

It's not my fault I slapped Joe, he has a backfive.

by LazyP June 10, 2021

BackFire

When you cum in somebody's arse and then after you pull out she farts out the cum and sprays you with it

Oh my you i just got backfire with my girl

by Wibbles666 July 3, 2021

urinal backfire

The act of a gentlemen urinating in the urinal , while the urinal spews his own urine back at him .

Me : hey bro i gotta take a leak .

Friend: alright man

Friend (5 mins later) : dude what happend to your pants?!?!
Me: oh yeah , i had some "urinal backfire" if you know what i mean.

by Exotic guy December 3, 2013

Kortinnial Backflex

This is an elite sex move that only the elite can do:
You take out the springle
You flobby the rocket
He or she lays a hoy bronwnie on your chest
He or she pisses on your tally wacker
He or she smacks your ass
You take out the sex gong
You scream from the top of your lungs: Bombs Away!

Dude, last night I was doing the Kortinnial Backflex with my girl, my tally wacker was very impressed afterwards

by Sexgod6978 June 18, 2017

cropdust backfire

When a person walks by and silently tries to fart next to someone then suddenly shits themselves

Third time this week Bert cropdust backfired while playing a prank on Melvin

by muff-69-diver March 30, 2023