breakfast taco

Breakfast taco is the female equivalent of morning wood, a woman who is ready and desiring of sex first thing in the morning.

Jill's breakfast taco went great with Tom's morning wood.

by ztiwokles November 2, 2009

breakfast ball

Mulligan or Breakfast ball. This is the practice of getting a “free hit” or “free swing”, which is also referred to as a “breakfast ball” when used during early morning rounds. It is against the rules and draws a penalty if used in competitive play.

“Hey Jimbo, the first ball you hit killed a small child, why don’t you take a breakfast ball “

by RicCage November 7, 2017

Mexican Breakfast

When you try to fart but a huge chunky watery shit explodes out instead coating the inside of your underwear.

Hey guys did you see TJ just did a mexican breakfast on stream!

by dalekman9999 July 7, 2018

Anxiety Breakfast

The overwhelming hangxiety that one feels after a big night out, often while eating a sad regretful breakfast.

“Gosh Sheila. This is one hell of an anxiety breakfast. Last night was heavy”

“Not looking forward to our anxiety breakfast tomorrow”

“Seriously guys, I feel so anxiety breakfast”

by aliveandkickingOS August 12, 2021

Pink Breakfast

Fucking a girl on the kitchen floor, cumming inside her vagina and then sucking up the cum dripping from her to the floor

A: So did you hook up with that girl yesterday?
B:Yea we did a mean Pink Breakfast

by ProfessorFilthyLazis August 6, 2018

Chop breakfast

To get heartbroken,
Or to have a bad breakup

My guy just chop breakfast with his girlfriend mia

by Sharon urban dict February 8, 2022

Miami Breakfast

a breakfast consisting of a plate of blow, a cigarette and an alcoholic beverage of choice!

John awoke after a long night of partying in Vegas, only to start the morning off with a line of blow followed by a cigarette and a sip of cognac. (Thus, a Miami Breakfast)

by dmj3882 June 8, 2010