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Brown Noser

The act of attempting to get on someone’s good side by trying to please them in one way or another. This person will stop at nothing including licking of the actual butt hole (hence the name brown noser)
Alex always called in, and was a bi-polar POS at the work place. He was such a brown noser to Christian (the boss) to make himself look like he was a valuable asset to the business. You could see the shit dripping off his mouth.
Brown Noser by anonymous December 15, 2020

cincinnati brown noser 

(noun, adjective): Traditionally, a brown noser is a person that likes to suck up or hang off the balls of a superior (boss, or teacher). A Cincinnati Brown Noser is quite different, it is much more sexual in nature. The proper definition is when a man 69's a woman with him being on top, in the process he sharts on her face, effectively gving her a brown nose. Also, another way to know it's the real deal is if the man laughs for at least 5 minutes after the deed is done.
Guy: "Dude did you here buddy gave his girl a Cincinnati Brown Noser, he said he laughed for 5 minutes uncontrollably, isn't that awesome!!"

Dude: "Wow guy that's dope, I better go eat some Skyline Chili, cause I was planning on doing the same thing tonight!!"

Head Chief of Brown Nosers 

This is a very time consuming occupation. Strongly related to a brown noser, this person spends many of hours sucking the dicks of ALL of the upper management.

Although they do NOT discriminate, the tell tale signs that someone around you may be the head chief of brown nosers MAY differ from men to women.

When the head chief is a man, he is most recognized by the bald spot on the back of his head, caused from the constant wearing from the hand(s)of the blowee.

When the head chief is a woman, you will find that she has stretch marks around her lips.
e1..Terry has been spending a lot of time in Dicks office lately, do you know what that is about..

e2..He is earning his status of Head Chief of Brown Nosers..

e1. how can you tell??

e2..The bald spot!

Brown-Nosed Marsupial 

Describes someone who at first appears to be very original or independent, but when it comes down to it actually goes out of their way to kiss up to their boss or superiors.
You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial

brown nosed that bitch 

Eating the pussy doggie style and you get a little poopy on your nose.
Bro I brown nosed that bitch crystal last night, and I can still smell it.
brown nosed that bitch by BigTex73 September 18, 2017

Brown-noser 

Someone who is so far up someone’s ass their nose is brown.
Nikko fixed their door knob the other day, what a brown-noser.
Brown-noser by Whorefrog1 August 1, 2018