"BP"

Same definition as cock blocker but said in Spanish BP= "Bloqueador de pene." It is used when the term CB would be too obvious for use in a formal environment i.e office. When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potentional mate. Usually done on purpose by a friend or person that will go to extreem lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. These individuals of interception usually have the hater mentallity of, "Fuck that guy/girl!!, If I can't get it, they can't eather!!
Conversation taking place in an office, "Jose is such a "BP", if he cannot get any he will make sure no one does!"

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Avila, that guy!!! He does not have anything better to do in the office other than play with photoshop and be a "BP"!!! What a douchebag!!!
by bpedby.J.A.again December 13, 2008
mugGet the "BP"mug.

bps

abbreviation for "baby penis syndrome"
meaning a condition involving male genitalia less than or equal to that of an infant
Damn SC, Tom really has BPS!
by Workville April 6, 2003
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bps

he is in the BPS
by s. December 10, 2003
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bp

the meaning of having a bowl pack
1st guy:u wanna smoke
2nd guy:yea but i only got enough for like 2 bps's though
by will March 3, 2005
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bp

Why don't you go sit on your bp.
by bergalicous October 4, 2007
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BP

like when you and your friends are talking about smoking weed in public you say BP instead.
by kiddos June 22, 2006
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BP

Verb
The act of shitting so much all over the place, and living it sit, that it is virtually impossible to clean.
Josh: Can I use your bathroom?
Mary: Yeah, it on the left, 3rd door.
Josh: Thanks....
.....
Josh: Dude... I just BP'd your bathroom. Sorry 'bout that. you might wanna call British Petroleum, or maybe even the President. I'm sure they can fix it.
Mary: Fuck you!
Josh: anytime.
by WHBS June 6, 2010
mugGet the BPmug.

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