Bloke Day

The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.

Chris: HAPPY HAPPY BLOKE DAY!
Bloke1: Why thank ya bloke!

by hhbd January 29, 2009

Good Bloke

Someone who looks after his/her mates. Always willing to lend a hand. Someone you can rely on for a favour. The term 'Good Bloke' is not necessarily gender specific. Usually bloke refers to a male but calling someone a 'good bloke' can be used to describe a male or a female.

A: "Hey Charlotte, can you take us down to the shops?"
B: "Yeah, no worries"
A: "F*** your a good bloke"

by AussieTERMS May 13, 2016

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

Bloke Mode

when one minds their own business

“He ate the fancy batty and went bloke mode”

by pyromanse September 16, 2019

Shit Bloke

A person who has performed poorly as a friend.

willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight

by nobbynub May 27, 2009

shit bloke

The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.

"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"

Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"

by Timmey'O'Tewl February 02, 2004

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a male who does things to the annoyance of his mates.

Man 1: We playing online tonight?
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.

by BShields90 March 28, 2022