Blartin

To roam around the office without purpose wasting time, like a security guard or mall cop.

Q: Where's Paul? A: He's Blartin.

by Holacabron August 16, 2015

Butt Bloat

A butt bloat is a goof. A person who is defined as a butt bloat is a loser. They suck at everything. So next time you see a person that is not a swanky coug (look it up) tell them that they’re a butt bloat and to make me a sandwich

Courtney: Man, that guy is such a butt bloat
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan December 5, 2019

Murder She Bloat

A woman's period. Murder meaning: sever mood swings, irrational thinking, and random bickering. Bloat meaning: a literal widening of the waist and stomach regions.

Guy 1: Bro, why were your girlfriend's jeans unbuttoned and what was with her attitude?

Guy 2: Murder she bloat.

Guy 1: Oh, sorry.

by simplekindofman June 20, 2010

blue bloater

A person suffering from advanced COPD with primarily chronic bronchitis rather than emphysema. Blue bloaters are so-named because impaired airflow leads to cyanosis (bluish coloration) and fluid retention (bloating).

Doctor: "The blue bloater in 902 coded this morning."

by Beyond the Pale June 2, 2011

bloit

verb:
1) To complain;gripe
2) To fumble, mess up, drop the ball
3) To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly

phrasal verb:
1) To shirk ones duty
2) To go away: used as an exclamation of impatience
3) To waste time

interjection:
1) Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, as you or it

adjective, adverb:
1) Damned;confounded;bloody

v1) Stop bloitting
v2) I bloitted that one
v3) He bloitted me in the foot

p1) Just bloit it
p2) Bloit off!
p3) I bloitted all day

i1) Go bloit yourselves!

a1) That bloitting politician!

by AudunXetrov March 7, 2008

Bloatation Device

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.

after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.

by got MILF? August 22, 2006

bloat

1) Crap.
2) A lie.
3) Used in computer science to describe crappy software. See also: bloatware.

My new computer was loaded with a whole batch of free-to-try software. I immediately remove that sort of bloat when I see it.

by qsdfghjklm October 24, 2008