The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.
by hhbd January 29, 2009
Someone who looks after his/her mates. Always willing to lend a hand. Someone you can rely on for a favour. The term 'Good Bloke' is not necessarily gender specific. Usually bloke refers to a male but calling someone a 'good bloke' can be used to describe a male or a female.
A: "Hey Charlotte, can you take us down to the shops?"
B: "Yeah, no worries"
A: "F*** your a good bloke"
B: "Yeah, no worries"
A: "F*** your a good bloke"
by AussieTERMS May 13, 2016
instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.
Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!
by pubstarz July 17, 2009
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by nobbynub May 27, 2009
The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.
"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"
"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"
by Timmey'O'Tewl February 02, 2004
A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!