Bloke Day

The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.
Chris: HAPPY HAPPY BLOKE DAY!
Bloke1: Why thank ya bloke!
by hhbd January 29, 2009
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Good Bloke

Someone who looks after his/her mates. Always willing to lend a hand. Someone you can rely on for a favour. The term 'Good Bloke' is not necessarily gender specific. Usually bloke refers to a male but calling someone a 'good bloke' can be used to describe a male or a female.
A: "Hey Charlotte, can you take us down to the shops?"
B: "Yeah, no worries"
A: "F*** your a good bloke"
by AussieTERMS May 13, 2016
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Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.
Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!
by pubstarz July 17, 2009
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Bloke Mode

when one minds their own business
“He ate the fancy batty and went bloke mode
by pyromanse September 16, 2019
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Shit Bloke

A person who has performed poorly as a friend.
willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight
by nobbynub May 27, 2009
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shit bloke

The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.

"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"
Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"
by Timmey'O'Tewl February 02, 2004
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Alpha blokes

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!
Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt
by May 04, 2023
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