Blagojevision

A slightly out-of-phase view on life that leads to stubborn denial of any wrongdoing even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Comes from Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who continually and emphatically declared his innocence, after being accused of corruption.

COP: I pulled you over for going 60 in a 35. I was following you for a mile and i have it on camera.
SKY: No, I'm innocent. You have me confused with someone else.
COP: You have a bad case of Blagojevision.

by ~Luc~ February 9, 2009

Blaboh

Pronounced "blah-bow". A truely and deep profound love unable to be described by any other words.

My dearest wife, when with you I am filled with blaboh.

by Vinny O'neil March 18, 2010

Beamoned

To charge onto a company card without authorization from company.

I beamoned a tank of gas, cigarettes and a coke yesterday at the gas station.

by The ai guys April 14, 2013

Bladon

The home of a Ginger Nonce and a yr10 trying to hit on a yr9 (louis)

Can't wait to go to Bladon...

by Swarmzfan November 21, 2019

blacoustics

The phenomenon where black people who sing have amazing acoustics in there voice (combination of the words "black" and "acoustics")

Damn dude sean kingston has amazing blacoustics in "Beautiful Girls"

by MCCousins September 2, 2021

Biamory

A relationship where someone can be either in a monogamy relationship or a polygamy relationship.

"I can't figure it out, I know I'm not into monogamy, but polygamy doesn't feel right either. I think what I am looking for is biamory"

by Spleouf October 13, 2021

blajooby

the actual sloggagoggatron of all head. this junk has you feeling weak for weeks

yo that chick gave me the sloppiest blajooby last week

by voosy July 6, 2022