Bitch

A Female Dog

My bitch had puppies.

by urbanfan10101 January 17, 2009

bitch

one who buys an oddly-shapen object at a children's store solely for the purpose of watching an employee wrap it.

"what did you get at the store?"
"a hexagonally-shaped stuffed animal made out of gel."
"you're such a bitch."

by rrachelll May 6, 2017

bitch

u a bitch if u dont accept this definition

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by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 9, 2018

Bitch

Any woman that pisses me off!

Lobster and the opera and all I get is a handshake? You Bitch!

by Pud July 15, 2008

Bitch

The person forced to sit in the middle of the back seat in a car. Often in cases where multiple men and one woman are riding, the woman will automatically be the "bitch" to serve as padding for irrational male homophobia.

Looks like <insert name here> is sitting bitch again

by Bungalow Bill November 7, 2001

Bitch

A subjective measurement unit of time.

1. I've grown this beard for almost two and a half bitches.

by Whiteington November 7, 2011

bitch

Bitch can mean alot of different things to people. It means a female dog but society or maybe a particular culture have created their own meaning. I hear girls call themselves a bitch but in their mind it could mean a strong aggressive female, but in my opinion females who call themselves this from my personal experience are all trash. Your heart guides the mind and also says alot about your spirit. A lady will never tell a man you are worthless because she doesn't find you attractive or appealing but a bitch would. A lady does not threathen to get you killed because you said something she didn't like but a bitch would. With all due respect this bitch mentality came from rap music, Lil Kim, Trina, and so on. Bitches are a poor excuse for a woman.

she's a bitch because she was rude to me

by koolkid980 September 3, 2012