Big BERT

Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams. Characteristics of girl must be blonde, play netball, must live in *whoop whoop* and deny loving the Big BERT 24/7. Must play for a shit soccer club, soft ribs, small cock but she loves it anyway.

James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.

by King Kolamc May 30, 2021

Melonwater eating berry straws

a term your best friend will use when they need toilet paper in their minecraft underground gucci hamster

Everlyn: do you need anything
Tania: melonwater eating berry straws
Everlyn: gotcha.

by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021

Bert

the best boy you'll ever meet. he's polite, nice, a true gentleman. his mother raised him right. he's hilarious, sarcastic in a good way, and super caring. he's also cute. he's a gamer and laughs hard at everything. he's perfect inside and out. he plays soccer but always calls it football. he always asks questions because he always wants to get to know people. he's super athletic and has muscles. he's just amazing. if you don't know him, get to know him. you won't regret it.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Bert open a door, and start to go down the stairs, but saw that the door closed before this girl could go though and went BACK to open it for her?"
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."

by DogsAndDolphins May 18, 2014

kegel berry

A term used to describe a woman's clitoris, particularly if it has a sweet taste to it.

Cinda sure has a tasty kegel berry!

by Charlie108 September 11, 2010

Bartying

this is when you stay up late studying in Bartley hall at Villanova University. It resembles a really shitty party so it's Bartying instead of partying.

"Yo I was up all night Bartying my ass off last night" "That sucks you had that much work"

by Standing Novation November 30, 2011

bermy

1) The cool-ghetto fabulous name for the island of Bermuda.

2) Used to describe residents of bermuda

1) yo man we representing bermy up in here

2) im a bermy-gee (a bermudian portuguese person)

by bermuda_vite_boy May 4, 2006

berry blumpkin

The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.

Betsy Stonehands gave the dirty hitchhiker a berry blumpkin while en route to Birmingham, Alabama.

by Philly Jackson November 10, 2013