You Bellend

Officially a motto

Oi why have you broken that...
You Bellend

by LMBestie May 8, 2023

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bellend master.

similar to foreskin master, except not as high in ranking order. the foreskin masters right hand man.

the bellend master decided to steal cambridgshire and place it in his foreskin. the foreskin master overode his decision.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004

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bellend

to understand the word bell end you need to know a bellend

Richard= Bell = End = bellend

bellend = richard

by jim January 27, 2004

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A cheesey bellend is an everyday house hold item. It is often enjoyed as a warm snack for replenishing salts and proteins. Cheesey bellends are available at most retail outlets upon request for example asda or tesco.

Mmmmmm this cheesey bellend is real salty today, good job I worked out before eating this cheesey bellend so I get use of the protein.

by roger the rogerer July 31, 2011

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Baggy bellend

when someones penis has a slack foreskin that hangs over the bellend.

also could be used as an insult.

"im not being funny but you've got a face like a baggy bellend!"

by Emily September 13, 2004

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Bellender Carlisle

A girl who annoyingly just focuses on the top corner of your helmet when giving you oral sex

That wasn't no job! Gal just camped out Central North East of the Glans head only on some peckish shit. Shit that shit was shit.

Upto several Bellender Carlisle in every hood man...move on. You worth more.

by Kunnin April 10, 2019

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