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because reasons

A sarcastic evaluation of someone else's logic
"Jenny knows that scientific studies show that vaccines are perfectly safe, but she still doesn't trust them because reasons."
by BJWise April 20, 2016
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
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because fuck you

another way of saying "because I felt like it"
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.
I disconnected the natural gas input from my stove and lit it on fire because fuck you.

I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.
by Herpderpdederp October 27, 2012
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You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.
Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"
by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007
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because

The most terrible of motives and the most unanswerable of responses
Homosexual male: "Why did you call me a faggot"

Young hooligan: "..because."
by vvhatsernameyourface January 23, 2009
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Because im black

A sentence used by african americans when they don't get what they want.
Tyrone: Hey Jeff, come meet me up at the ball court, lets shoot some hoops G.

Jeff: Nah dude i can't, sorry man.

Tyrone: Oh, i see how it is. It's because im black, isn't it?

Jeff: Yep.
by Sperm Filled Cock July 19, 2009
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Because They Can

Eddie Jackson Jed James Because They Can
by Heph April 2, 2010
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